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The Karly Off Of Big Brother Language Guide!

by Pete 15. June 2009 10:33

Introducing...
The latest line in cutting-edge language learning guides!Learn language the easy way with our easy-to-understandrange of linguaphone cassette tapes!
Yes, that's right. After only two weeks, you too can learn the lingo of Karly off of Big Brother! You can learn to enunciate just like everyody's favourite FHM-girl-turned-Big-Brother-housemate! There's no need to be stumped by her harsh Fife accent ever again!
No reading, no writing. Just listen and learn.

Click here for a sample.

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